Too Fast, Too Furious : Malaysia Version

By steambunz - Sunday, December 07, 2008

It was 6pm in the evening, workers and working people started making their way back home after a hectic day at work


A women in her 40's was humming her way towards the driver seat of her little small Kelisa car. Wasting no time by throwing her bag to the passengers back seat and getting the car into gear before zooming off from the Dentist Shop.


Not before long when she reached to the main road, cars speeding off towards to the only place they want to be, home.


Can't wait to be home, watching TV, relaxing, sitting down on the sofa, the women take her sweet time on the wheels, the radio playing 'Home' by Chris Doughtry.


All of a sudden, it was a quiet and peacful evening when a full blast of vibration hitted the silver car screen.


Wham! Wham! Wham! Goes the music.


On the opposite site of her car, was a normal looking brown Proton Saga. Playing the music in full blast!!! 


The driver seems to be a young looking man in his 20's. With a good looking red sticker, P. And he doesn't look happy at all.


He horned her. And overtook her car. Right now, driving in front and ahead of her.


She doesn't seemed to be bothered by the honk at all. Ignoring him instead. She looks at the clock timer. Oh my! It was 6.30pm. Her show is going to start in 5 minutes time! She puts on gear and gains speed. Gaining up onto the Proton Saga. Arh darn, what's with the bown car in front of me, blocking my way.


She sat up straight in her seat, pushed her glasses up, put on her right signal and press slightly hard on the pedals, overtaking the brown Saga.The little small car zoomed pass the brown Saga.


"What the...?" goes the man.


"Overtaking me?! Hmph! No elderly women overtakes me!!" He scoffs and puts on to his gear and pressed hard onto the pedals, overtaking the women, again.


"Argh!" She looks at the time. 6.32pm.
At the same time, the same car was blocking her way, again! The brown car brakes, trying to scare the wits out of the women. Luckily she slowed down before her car could bang the little idiot brown car.


"What's with the driver man?!" She cursed.


On the other hand, the man looks at his rear view mirror, feeling satisfied and continues to drive on.


Before he knew it, the small Kelisa car drove up beside him. The women looked at him and he stares back at her, looking surprised.


She gave him a very big smile, showing her newly fixed denture teeth with 4 missing tooths at the right side.


The man freaked out and screams like a sissy girl and the women speeds off in her small Kelisa car.


And you know what was the best thing is?





The women was my mom.

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