The Dim Sum Stories: June 2009

It's Just Me, Siew Lin

By steambunz - Saturday, June 20, 2009

Situation : Coming out from the photo shop

Yean Lynn : Okay, thank you uncle!

Uncle : Ha ha. Okay, come back again.

Yean Lynn : Sure! Bye!

Me : *sighs*

Yean Lynn : See, you should be friendly like me. The whole world will be a better place for everyone!

Me : If I were friendly like you, the whole world will die! *grins*

Yean Lynn : ...

*imagining Yean Lynn being seduce by an ice cream man, and then they were being friendly to each other, then he drug her ice cream, and then she faints then he puts her body into the ice cream truck*

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CLDS

By steambunz - Thursday, June 11, 2009

CLDS = 11th Cadet Leadership Devolement Seminar 2009

Find this picture very funny and cute... xD

Officer Chang Chee Kok

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I Hate Feng Shui

By steambunz - Monday, June 08, 2009

As some of you may know, I will be moving in to my new house...

soon.

Like usual, they'll be alot of arrangements and stuff to do.

My mom called a "Feng Shui" man, to, so called tell us which room is good enough for us to stay in and tell us which pain colour brings luck to us and bla bla bla...
Like, which place brings a person good luck or something like that.

Blah, blah, blah.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

So, well, this incident happens when I wasn't around. My mom is relating this "story" to me.

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My mom told me the rooms that we should spend more time of (as good luck) :

My younger sister will have a room of her own, which is the store room.
Okay lah. Not that bad lah.

My second sister will be having the 2nd bedroom.
Good thing. I don't have to get in her disgusting hygenic way.

My mom will be having the master bedroom.
Erm, so obvious.

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Wait...

Where's my own lucky room? D:

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Not the kitchen. She says.
D:

Not the living room. She says.
DD:

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The balcony.

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Oh my fishcakes & char siew pao.

No.
She didn't just stop there.

"And he said to put some plants outside the balcony to bring more luck."

Oh my gawd.

*imagining siewlin spending her whole life time gardening*

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In the end, I shared room with my mom.
Duh.

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Handphone Lost

By steambunz - Saturday, June 06, 2009

I CURSED THAT LUCKY, STUPID, YUGLAY, BIG MEANIE, HE/SHE MONSTER TO DIE IN HELL OF HIS/HER SINS AND BAD KARMA OR WATEVER RELIGION HE/SHE BELIEVES FOR NOT RETURNING MY PHONE TO MEEEEEE!!! D:

(but basically he/she doesn't have a religion...)

SWEAR YOU TO HELL!!!

BAH!!!

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A New Generation Is Born

By steambunz - Thursday, June 04, 2009

Life...

For a new and better generatation has come into this world...

and...

more tears and sorrow....for me

1. More cat food

2. More money fly

3. More sleepless nights (the dam cat *meow* too dam much)

4. More fur balls

5. Smelly poo

Anyone wants a kitty?

BUY 1 FREE 1 GURANTEE!!!

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Through Hard Times

By steambunz - Thursday, June 04, 2009

Went marching at 8.30am.

Forgot to eat my breakfast.

Skipped lunch.

Tried finishing my Art Project but fail to do so.

Skipped my play practise.

Rush to Mid Valley.

Wanted to die.

Too hungry.

Almost wanted to eat the leaves which was displayed in the mall.

Learned that, never, never, never, ever skip breakfast.

Coz, I might end up eating the bus driver instead.

Met Jey Quang.

Met Peter and some church friends. (:

I wanted to chop off my legs.

Aching like crap.

Watch Night At The Museum 2.

Almost fell asleep coz too tired.

Went home.