Swearing

By steambunz - Saturday, October 24, 2009

Warning : This post contains 18 and above stuff. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Swearing has been very popular among youngsters these days. These days, you won't see youngsters greeting each other with greeting words. They would probably go...

'YO! Fu*k you dude! You stole my girlfriend!!'

'YO fu*ker! You got a problem with that?!'

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In Hollywood, actors even swear to make a movie more entertaining! Maybe even win an Oscar for the 'Most Entertaining Swearing'.

'Henry!! You're such a b*ll-less man on earth!!! How can you do that?!'

'Shut the fu*k up bit*h! I did it for love. Coz I fu*king love you!!'

'Fu*k you Henry! I fu*king love you too!'

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Swearing even comes in all types of languages!

Fuck you. (English)
Diancuk (Malay)
你他妈的. (Chinese : Simplified)
भाड़ में जाओ तुम (Hindi)
性交する (Japanese)
엿 먹어 (Korean)
Γαμήσου. (Greek)
Vas te faire encule. (French)

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In the internet, everyone can swear by freely typing it! This also includes spamming-swearing.

Henry says :
You b*stard!

Ted says :
Fu*ck off.

Henry says :
You fu*ck off first.

Ted says :
You Fu*ck off.

Ted says :
You Fu*ck off.

Ted says :
You Fu*ck off.

Ted says :
Fu*ck off.

Henry says :
<.OFFLINE.>

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And, actually, the real meaning of the word 'fuck' means having sexual intercourse.
But, people don't acknowledge it. (I call them, stupid.)

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Even the smallest teeny weeny problem that they even have to swear.

'Fu*ck! I drop my pencil!'

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Intellectualizing in different languages is encouraged. Does that mean swearing too?

'You soh*i m*hai chib*i you la!' ( Unsur Bunyi : [Asonansi : vokal 'a'])

'What?! You sei l*u m*u!' ( Unsur Bunyi : [Asonansi : vokal 'o'] )

'You la l*n zhi*o. Touch me!'

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The Stages Of Swearing :

Serious :

Fuck


Very Serious :

Chi Bai Lan Zhiao


Very very serious :

Lan Zhiao Chi Bai
Chi Lan Bai Zhiao
Bai Chi Zhiao Lan
Zhiao Lan Bai Chi
Chi Zhiao Bai Lan
Bai Zhiao Chi Lan
Etc.

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So, actually...what's my point of view here? You're asking?
My point of view is...

People should actually use other words to replace swearing words. Like...


Mahai - Wahai! (acceptable if '-nya' is added to the back)

So Hai - So high!!

Fuck - Duck

Dickhead - Checkmate!

Kanina - Can want la...

Asshole - Butt hole

Etc.

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But, I guess...reading this won't even benefit them after all. *sigh* ._.

[P.S : I'm not a person who would swear like this. I will never swear]

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