Situation : Coming out from the photo shop
Yean Lynn : Okay, thank you uncle!
Uncle : Ha ha. Okay, come back again.
Yean Lynn : Sure! Bye!
Me : *sighs*
Yean Lynn : See, you should be friendly like me. The whole world will be a better place for everyone!
Me : If I were friendly like you, the whole world will die! *grins*
Yean Lynn : ...
*imagining Yean Lynn being seduce by an ice cream man, and then they were being friendly to each other, then he drug her ice cream, and then she faints then he puts her body into the ice cream truck*
CLDS = 11th Cadet Leadership Devolement Seminar 2009
Find this picture very funny and cute... xD
Find this picture very funny and cute... xD
Officer Chang Chee Kok
As some of you may know, I will be moving in to my new house...
soon.
Like usual, they'll be alot of arrangements and stuff to do.
My mom called a "Feng Shui" man, to, so called tell us which room is good enough for us to stay in and tell us which pain colour brings luck to us and bla bla bla...
Like, which place brings a person good luck or something like that.
Blah, blah, blah.
Etc. Etc. Etc.
So, well, this incident happens when I wasn't around. My mom is relating this "story" to me.
soon.
Like usual, they'll be alot of arrangements and stuff to do.
My mom called a "Feng Shui" man, to, so called tell us which room is good enough for us to stay in and tell us which pain colour brings luck to us and bla bla bla...
Like, which place brings a person good luck or something like that.
Blah, blah, blah.
Etc. Etc. Etc.
So, well, this incident happens when I wasn't around. My mom is relating this "story" to me.
~~~
My mom told me the rooms that we should spend more time of (as good luck) :
My younger sister will have a room of her own, which is the store room.
Okay lah. Not that bad lah.
My second sister will be having the 2nd bedroom.
Good thing. I don't have to get in her disgusting hygenic way.
My mom will be having the master bedroom.
Erm, so obvious.
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.
Wait...
Where's my own lucky room? D:
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Not the kitchen. She says.
D:
Not the living room. She says.
DD:
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The balcony.
...
Oh my fishcakes & char siew pao.
No.
She didn't just stop there.
"And he said to put some plants outside the balcony to bring more luck."
Oh my gawd.
*imagining siewlin spending her whole life time gardening*
My mom told me the rooms that we should spend more time of (as good luck) :
My younger sister will have a room of her own, which is the store room.
Okay lah. Not that bad lah.
My second sister will be having the 2nd bedroom.
Good thing. I don't have to get in her disgusting hygenic way.
My mom will be having the master bedroom.
Erm, so obvious.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wait...
Where's my own lucky room? D:
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Not the kitchen. She says.
D:
Not the living room. She says.
DD:
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.
The balcony.
...
Oh my fishcakes & char siew pao.
No.
She didn't just stop there.
"And he said to put some plants outside the balcony to bring more luck."
Oh my gawd.
*imagining siewlin spending her whole life time gardening*
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In the end, I shared room with my mom.
Duh.
I CURSED THAT LUCKY, STUPID, YUGLAY, BIG MEANIE, HE/SHE MONSTER TO DIE IN HELL OF HIS/HER SINS AND BAD KARMA OR WATEVER RELIGION HE/SHE BELIEVES FOR NOT RETURNING MY PHONE TO MEEEEEE!!! D:
(but basically he/she doesn't have a religion...)
SWEAR YOU TO HELL!!!
BAH!!!
Life...
For a new and better generatation has come into this world...
and...
more tears and sorrow....for me
1. More cat food
2. More money fly
3. More sleepless nights (the dam cat *meow* too dam much)
4. More fur balls
5. Smelly poo
Anyone wants a kitty?
BUY 1 FREE 1 GURANTEE!!!
D:
Went marching at 8.30am.
Forgot to eat my breakfast.
Skipped lunch.
Tried finishing my Art Project but fail to do so.
Skipped my play practise.
Rush to Mid Valley.
Wanted to die.
Too hungry.
Almost wanted to eat the leaves which was displayed in the mall.
Learned that, never, never, never, ever skip breakfast.
Coz, I might end up eating the bus driver instead.
Met Jey Quang.
Met Peter and some church friends. (:
I wanted to chop off my legs.
Aching like crap.
Watch Night At The Museum 2.
Almost fell asleep coz too tired.
Went home.
Forgot to eat my breakfast.
Skipped lunch.
Tried finishing my Art Project but fail to do so.
Skipped my play practise.
Rush to Mid Valley.
Wanted to die.
Too hungry.
Almost wanted to eat the leaves which was displayed in the mall.
Learned that, never, never, never, ever skip breakfast.
Coz, I might end up eating the bus driver instead.
Met Jey Quang.
Met Peter and some church friends. (:
I wanted to chop off my legs.
Aching like crap.
Watch Night At The Museum 2.
Almost fell asleep coz too tired.
Went home.
Tommy make me broke it P:
So, I bashed him up (: (I really like it if I would have really punched him xD)
Tommy is signalling...
): stupid Tommy
P.S : Not my foot.
BUT...
Face it, I'm doing this just for that stupid moral project.
Did I mention that she slacked the most?
"I don't wanna walk Yean Lynn,"Steffi complained,"it's so hot in the afternoon. It's bad for our skins."
'No, it's too late to turn back. There's no way she's turning back.'thought Steffi.
"Cannot. Fat. Must. Burn. Off. Fats," huffed Yean Lynn.
Sara kept quiet and follow slowly behind Yean Lynn.
'Argh! That little good for nothing spoiled brat.'thought Steffi.
They turned at the corner of the road, leading towards the residents area.
"Hey, do you know that Su Wei stays there,"Sara says, as she points out to one of the houses.
"Yeah, so?"says Steffi.
"Good. Let's pay her a visit then,"says Yean Lynn excitedly, heading towards the row of houses. Walking faster and faster.
'Oh YEAH! GOOD! You and your stupid big mouth Sara. Thanks A LOT!'Steffi glares at her.
Steffi grumbles all the way through the heated walk. She hated the fact, that she have to sweat all over in her school uniform and she still have to wear it again the next day.
It was a hot and humid afternoon. After dropping by the food court to pack away a steam bun, now being dragged away to force some walking exercise.
Finally reaching Su Wei's house, brightly painted in pink colour. Steffi stops in front of her gate entrance.
'Good! Finally! Now we can go back!'
But, Yean Lynn didn't stop. She walk pass the row of houses and turns another corner, heading towards the hill.
"Where the heck you're going?! Su Wei's house is here! So, can we go back now?!" Steffi shouted.
"Yeah, I know. We are going back now."
"But, you're going the wrong way,"Sara shouted.
"We can use this short cut,"Yean Lynn says before she dissapears at the corner.
Sara sigh and continued walking. She pauses and look at the back. Steffi who was standing there, glared at Yean Lynn. By the look on her face, she was very pissed. Very, very, very pissed.
"C'mon. Walking is a good exercise. You all are so fat. Walk faster"
"Shut up twiggy! I don't do walking exercises in the heated scorching sun in this stupid pinaform," gritted Steffi.
Steffi stomped up to Sara and grab onto Sara's shoulder. Yean Lynn was ahead of them. Way ahead of them. But, Steffi had other plans in mind. As she whispered something to Sara and smiled grimly at Yean Lynn.
Yean Lynn turned and look them suspiciously.
"What the heck you're doing? Walk faster! My mom is gonna skin me alive if we don't get back in time."
"Oh, really? I hope she does. Cause I wanted that to happen in a long time,"sniggles Steffi, evily as she splitted away from Sara to the opposite site of the road.
Sara nods her head and they begin to walk faster and faster. Catching up on Yean Lynn.
Yean Lynn look at the back and was horrified seeing them a few meters near her.
"How the heck you walk so fast," she shriek, running a few steps and begin walking again.
"Oh, nothing,"Sara and Steffi said, innocently.
Finally, as they were nearing towards the entrance gate of the park. Steffi had aimed towards her opponent. She held firmly onto her packed away steam bun and before her opponent, Yean Lynn can react, Steffi sprinted towards. Pumping her legs faster and faster. Running against the wind like a deadly lion, hunger for food.
Despite the pinaform which makes it harder for her to run in, but she didn't care. She didn't care whether she had exposed her green underwear to the public. She didn't care whether it was embarrasing to let the public see her as a wild school girl who couldn't behave like a lady. She didn't care at all. Cause the park was almost deserted! Except a guy who was sitting on a bench near the basketball court, being sober to himself. All she wants is to bring HER DOWN HARD ON THE FLOOR.
Yean Lynn shrieks in horror and screams as she started running down the stairs of the park. Running as fast as she could. But she was no match for Steffi as she jumped down the flight of stairs and was now running on the grass field towards Yean Lynn.
"AAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, stupid fat Steffi,"she screamed.
"You're so gonna die stupid Yean Lynn for making me do this. DIE I TELL YOU! DIE,"Steffi scream at the top of her lungs.
"Go Steffi! You can do it! Kill that Yean Lynn," shouted Sara, metres away from us.
The guy sitting near the basketball court looked at them with a horrifying look on his face.
Yean Lynn couldn't go any further in her pinaform. She slowed down, enough time for Steffi to attack her from behind. Steffi jumped behind her, like a wild barbarian. Shouting at her. Hitting and screaming loudly as she plant all her attacks on her.
"Stupid Yean Lynn. Argh!!"
"Ahhhhhhh....,"Yean Lynn went on screaming and laughing at the same time.
Just when everything was settled, Steffi stood up proudly and straighten her crumpled, sweaty pinaform. Satisfied from the fight, she walks proudly towards the hut, swinging her packed steam bun in her hands, leaving Yean Lynn lying on the grass field, giggling and laughing to herself.
As, she sat down comfortably on the bench, and started peeling the outer skin of the steam bun and smiled to herself.
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'No, it's too late to turn back. There's no way she's turning back.'thought Steffi.
"Cannot. Fat. Must. Burn. Off. Fats," huffed Yean Lynn.
Sara kept quiet and follow slowly behind Yean Lynn.
'Argh! That little good for nothing spoiled brat.'thought Steffi.
They turned at the corner of the road, leading towards the residents area.
"Hey, do you know that Su Wei stays there,"Sara says, as she points out to one of the houses.
"Yeah, so?"says Steffi.
"Good. Let's pay her a visit then,"says Yean Lynn excitedly, heading towards the row of houses. Walking faster and faster.
'Oh YEAH! GOOD! You and your stupid big mouth Sara. Thanks A LOT!'Steffi glares at her.
Steffi grumbles all the way through the heated walk. She hated the fact, that she have to sweat all over in her school uniform and she still have to wear it again the next day.
It was a hot and humid afternoon. After dropping by the food court to pack away a steam bun, now being dragged away to force some walking exercise.
Finally reaching Su Wei's house, brightly painted in pink colour. Steffi stops in front of her gate entrance.
'Good! Finally! Now we can go back!'
But, Yean Lynn didn't stop. She walk pass the row of houses and turns another corner, heading towards the hill.
"Where the heck you're going?! Su Wei's house is here! So, can we go back now?!" Steffi shouted.
"Yeah, I know. We are going back now."
"But, you're going the wrong way,"Sara shouted.
"We can use this short cut,"Yean Lynn says before she dissapears at the corner.
Sara sigh and continued walking. She pauses and look at the back. Steffi who was standing there, glared at Yean Lynn. By the look on her face, she was very pissed. Very, very, very pissed.
"C'mon. Walking is a good exercise. You all are so fat. Walk faster"
"Shut up twiggy! I don't do walking exercises in the heated scorching sun in this stupid pinaform," gritted Steffi.
Steffi stomped up to Sara and grab onto Sara's shoulder. Yean Lynn was ahead of them. Way ahead of them. But, Steffi had other plans in mind. As she whispered something to Sara and smiled grimly at Yean Lynn.
Yean Lynn turned and look them suspiciously.
"What the heck you're doing? Walk faster! My mom is gonna skin me alive if we don't get back in time."
"Oh, really? I hope she does. Cause I wanted that to happen in a long time,"sniggles Steffi, evily as she splitted away from Sara to the opposite site of the road.
Sara nods her head and they begin to walk faster and faster. Catching up on Yean Lynn.
Yean Lynn look at the back and was horrified seeing them a few meters near her.
"How the heck you walk so fast," she shriek, running a few steps and begin walking again.
"Oh, nothing,"Sara and Steffi said, innocently.
Finally, as they were nearing towards the entrance gate of the park. Steffi had aimed towards her opponent. She held firmly onto her packed away steam bun and before her opponent, Yean Lynn can react, Steffi sprinted towards. Pumping her legs faster and faster. Running against the wind like a deadly lion, hunger for food.
Despite the pinaform which makes it harder for her to run in, but she didn't care. She didn't care whether she had exposed her green underwear to the public. She didn't care whether it was embarrasing to let the public see her as a wild school girl who couldn't behave like a lady. She didn't care at all. Cause the park was almost deserted! Except a guy who was sitting on a bench near the basketball court, being sober to himself. All she wants is to bring HER DOWN HARD ON THE FLOOR.
Yean Lynn shrieks in horror and screams as she started running down the stairs of the park. Running as fast as she could. But she was no match for Steffi as she jumped down the flight of stairs and was now running on the grass field towards Yean Lynn.
"AAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, stupid fat Steffi,"she screamed.
"You're so gonna die stupid Yean Lynn for making me do this. DIE I TELL YOU! DIE,"Steffi scream at the top of her lungs.
"Go Steffi! You can do it! Kill that Yean Lynn," shouted Sara, metres away from us.
The guy sitting near the basketball court looked at them with a horrifying look on his face.
Yean Lynn couldn't go any further in her pinaform. She slowed down, enough time for Steffi to attack her from behind. Steffi jumped behind her, like a wild barbarian. Shouting at her. Hitting and screaming loudly as she plant all her attacks on her.
"Stupid Yean Lynn. Argh!!"
"Ahhhhhhh....,"Yean Lynn went on screaming and laughing at the same time.
Just when everything was settled, Steffi stood up proudly and straighten her crumpled, sweaty pinaform. Satisfied from the fight, she walks proudly towards the hut, swinging her packed steam bun in her hands, leaving Yean Lynn lying on the grass field, giggling and laughing to herself.
As, she sat down comfortably on the bench, and started peeling the outer skin of the steam bun and smiled to herself.
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