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Mom & Me
Me : Miiiii~~~
Mom : What?
Me : I think I've been possesed by a ghost...Mom : Oh, good lo...
Me : Cause I can't stop loving you~♥Mom : .....
Mom : AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That night, she didn't let me sleep together with her in the room T________T
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Sister & Me
Me : Kimberly...
Sister : What?
Me : I think I've been possesed by a ghost...
Sister : Why?
Me : Cause I can't stop loving you~♥
Sister : .....Go fuck yourself....
T_______________T
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Message To My Beloved Friends
It's been a long time since I wrote a almost rhymic poem. This is for an English assignment. So, no copying allowed yah. All credits goes to me.
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Life Without You
Life without you is meaningless,
It’s like a poem without a verse,
Life without you is useless,
It’s like humans without weaknesses.
Why don’t you understand,
My undying feelings for you,
Together we can stand,
If you return the same feelings too.
I need you by my side,
Don’t ever try to hide,
For our love is so strong,
It could do us no wrong.
I need you like water,
I need you like air,
Or my life will wither,
Why life is so unfair?
I know is you that I can’t have,
But, you’re the only one that I have left,
I shall always remember thee,
My one and only beloved, Choki Choki.
*Tears wrapper and gulps chocolate Choki down*
written by Chuah Siew Lin.
Heh. I thought I was the only (female) species in the world that would actually do crazy stuff.
Like this modern beggar.
Begging in front of Sunway Pyramid Entrance sa more.
Heh. And I actually thought I was the worse of them all. :p
But, also, which reminds me of this...
Life as a beggar is so hard okay?!
Like this modern beggar.
Begging in front of Sunway Pyramid Entrance sa more.
Heh. And I actually thought I was the worse of them all. :p
But, also, which reminds me of this...
Life as a beggar is so hard okay?!
If you asked me what have I learn from this activity
I would have say..
Nothing.
Except one thing.
People are so effing selfish.
Why la? Why people are so selfish?
I understand that all human beings are selfish. Even I am selfish.
God create human beings to be such perfect creatures. But, why selfish?
I admit that I am selfish. But, not to the extend that I wouldn't care about anyone feelings.
And even if they insult be, or treat me like a nobody. I still think about their feelings before I do things for myself.
Why la? Why people are so selfish? Tell me.
When we serve others, we should :
- Be Puntual
- Be Discipline
- Stop complaining
- Stop being SELFISH
- Be willing to do things
- Do not assume
- Be softhearted
- Not expect anything in return
But, why la. Why people are so selfish?
Tell and ask yourself, when can you stop being selfish?
I would have say..
Nothing.
Except one thing.
People are so effing selfish.
Why la? Why people are so selfish?
I understand that all human beings are selfish. Even I am selfish.
God create human beings to be such perfect creatures. But, why selfish?
I admit that I am selfish. But, not to the extend that I wouldn't care about anyone feelings.
And even if they insult be, or treat me like a nobody. I still think about their feelings before I do things for myself.
Why la? Why people are so selfish? Tell me.
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When we serve others, we should :
- Be Puntual
- Be Discipline
- Stop complaining
- Stop being SELFISH
- Be willing to do things
- Do not assume
- Be softhearted
- Not expect anything in return
But, why la. Why people are so selfish?
Tell and ask yourself, when can you stop being selfish?
It was one of those lonely late nights. A taxi driver was driving around, completing his night duty. It was a cool breezy night.
The taxi driver was gonna retire for the night, when he saw a lady, waving at the bus stop.
She was standing alone at a deserted bus stop, halting for him to stop. She has long hair and was wearing a white dress.
It was already 2am, the taxi driver came to a stop to pick up the lady. The lady open the door. The taxi driver had a clear view of the lady, by looking at the rear mirror. Her face was covered with her long hair and she looks like she was carrying something in her basket. The taxi driver notice that it was paper money, the ones that is used to be burn for the dead. A sweet aromatic smell filled the air in the car.
The taxi driver was a bit freak out. But, he tried to remain calm. He hold the amulet in his pocket, chanting for protection.
"Where would you like to go, Miss?" The taxi driver voice trembled.
"To the Sungai Bulu Cemetery," The lady said.
It was already 2am in the morning, but the lady insists of going to a cemetery? The taxi driver gulped down his fear as he begins to drive the lady to the cemetery.
Upon reaching the cemetery, he pulled the taxi into a stop. The taxi driver was a bit relieved that this scary experience was going to be over by then.
"RM15.40," he says.
The lady reached out for her money in her basket. She gave the money to the taxi driver and pack her things, getting ready to leave. The taxi driver took the money. He heard the rear passenger door open. Just then, he look at the rear mirror to see her leave.
But, the lady has all of a sudden, disappear!! Creep out, he tighten his grip on the money in his hands. But, he found out that it wasn't Malaysian dollar notes. It was paper money!!
The passenger door suddenly slammed shut. A strong cold breeze came, sending him shivers down his spine. His hair was standing on his ends!
Suddenly there were moaning noises outside of his car. The taxi driver was so scared, he literally peed in his pants!
All of a sudden, a hand smacked onto his windows. There was blood everywhere, making the windows look bloody and messy.
Suddenly, a bloody looking figure appeared beside his door. It was the lady just now. Her body is all covered in blood and her hair is all messed up. Because he was too scared, he couldn't wind up the window.
The bloody lady came closer to him, revealing a more bloodied face. She point her crooked fingers at him and said,"Next time, please don't ever stop your car beside the drain please!!!"
SENTENCED TO DEATH : 115 year old Pudu Jail
It is build in a shape of an "X" to resembles the sign of "surrender".
Probably you have heard the recent news that Pudu Jail is going under demolishing on June 2010.
Built along the road of Hang Tuah, Kuala Lumpur by the British colonial Government in 1895. Near TimeSquare and LRT/Monorail stations. It's probably one of the most oldest jail still standing in Malaysia. But, now that it isn't, too bad. It is build in a shape of an "X" to resembles the sign of "surrender".
The Government had decided to bring this 115 year old building down to build a bloody shopping mall and a road tunnel to lessen the traffic conjestions.
What happen to the "leaving-a-historic-sign-for-the-younger-generations" concept????
They said that the old building is an eye sore to the public viewers. I'll tell you what is an eye sore!!
SEEING GHOSTS ROAMING AROUND IN SHOPPING MALLS AND MORE TRAFFIC JAMS!!! Now, that is an EYE SORE!!
The reason I'm blogging about this, is because it'll be one of the saddest things to see such an historical building being turned into a noisy busy bloody shopping mall.
At least, keep the walls of the Pudu Jail remaining la, like the Berlin Wall. But, noo...it'll just make your sore eyes bleed profusely. Pfftt...
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I walk along the historic walls,
I saw the big entrance gate,
Towards it I walk,
And, investigate I did.
I took a peek,
Hands against the rustic gate,
Deserted and abondoned,
It felt so lonesome.
I walk along the historic walls,
I saw the pictures of all,
Walking passed it,
Seeing it no more.
- RIP -
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I'm not really mad or anything. But, seriously, do I really look like a maid to you?????
There was this fat man in Penang who mistook me for a English speaking beautiful maid. But, can't really blame him because of my poor dressings and messy hair. But, seriously, I hope he dies of obesity. just joking.
But, there is this another guy who sells bread in a hawker store. He asked my mother whether she's buying bread for her maid(me). I was wearing expensive clothes at that time. WITH A PAIR OF NIKE SHOES.
I'm one heck of a rich maid, huh? I hope DBKL rampas his store. this I'm not joking.
Despite the tanned skin I have la...so does that mean I dyed my hair striking colours, I look like a prostitute Indonesian maid la, is it?
like this?
or this?
or even
this?
I'm sorry for being so sell-fish.
I'm sorry for neglecting you.
I'm sorry for not taking good care of you.
I'm sorry for not being there when you need me.
I'm sorry for not being confident in our relationship.
Yes.
I'm sorry Stomach ):
I know I've not been exercising lately. And have been eating alot of junk food ):
But but but but...
I would like you to know, that I will always love you.
And,
I'll promise you, that you willlook something like this in the future.
have this nice beautiful body in the future.
I'm sorry for neglecting you.
I'm sorry for not taking good care of you.
I'm sorry for not being there when you need me.
I'm sorry for not being confident in our relationship.
Yes.
I know I've not been exercising lately. And have been eating alot of junk food ):
But but but but...
I would like you to know, that I will always love you.
And,
I'll promise you, that you will
have this nice beautiful body in the future.
And,
I will treat you by buying you suitable sports wear. Nike.
