The Dim Sum Stories

New Moon

By steambunz - Friday, November 27, 2009

This is the movie that all Twilight fans have been waiting for, New Moon. And yes, even if it's an SPM month, I still went to watch it with Eddie and Sara (:

The movie was great! Awesome! And, yes,it does includes sexy half naked man running around from scene to scene, e.g : Jacobs.

I don't know whether I was on PMS or something, I wasn't shrieking, I think...
You could hear the audiences go "Oh-my-gawd" at Jacob's body and I knew that there was that smile on that face which every girl has. (I was on PMS so I couldn't smile ): )

As usual, the story continues about this dull, unconditional lovey-dovey couple, Bella & Cullen and the friendships between Bella & Jacob(that long hair guy).

I don't know what's the problem, but it's definitely Jacob's body which drives teenagers crazy. It does drive me crazy too, but not as crazy as you think. I have to blame his body for that. And I have to blame my brain nerves cells for that too.
Of course, I wouldn't go entirely crazy for him and scream his nameFORGOD'SSAKE, I'MPMS-ING!!!
Yes, he's hot, so what? Just watch the movie already!!

WTH, am I that short to even reach the ceiling? ^#$%&# ):

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A Happy Meal Story

By steambunz - Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I remembered those younger times when my parents will bring me and my sisters to McDonald's. We were all excited to get our hands on the toys that our parents bought for us. We would stare at the whole collection of toys that was up for display. Me and my sisters would tap the on the glass, pointing to the toys that we wanted.
I would look through the Happy Meal box for that transparently wrapped toy. Me and my sisters would always fight for who gets to open the wrapper first.

Once I got my hands on that Happy Meal toy, that Hercules action figure, I was so excited I was running around with the tiny small figure, leaping from tables to tables like some kind of Mario Game Advance. After I got bored playing with it, I would then give it to my sister.

Once we got bored with our HM(Happy Meal) toys, we would either put it with the other collections of HM toys or put it up for display inside the glass cupboard in the living room just like what we saw in McDonald's.

But, as we grow older, HM toys starts to get a little bit boring-er and childish for us. And soon, the modern generation is formed. We will be more obsessive to other toys which is much more better then HM toys like PSP, Play Station 2, computer and other things which we find it more interesting.

But, doesn't mean if we stop buying Happy Meals, doesn't mean we would stop eating at McDonald's forever, right? And, of course, some people would try to buy their meals in a lower prices to stock up their monthly savings.

It's natural for people to be a little greedy, as we're trying to survive in this cruel intentional world!!! (But, of course, the rich thinks that eating at McDonald's is the cheapest way to spend).
Even now, Happy Meals are much cheaper then other value food sets in McDonald's!!

"No way man, I ain't buying a Happy Meal!! That's so embarrassing."

"How old am I? 7?"

"Oh my gosh?! Is that man holding a Happy Meal?"

Those are the typical things that a teenager would say. They think that you're such a cheap person if you buy a HM set.
But, hey! Don't think that you're embarrassing yourself! You're actually doing a good deed!!

By buying each Happy Meal set, you'll get a free HM toy. With the toys that you get, these toys can be donated to poor, homeless children!
Not only it's cheaper, but it's healthier! Yes, it's healthier, believe me.

Let us brightened up their lives and help those children smile again just like when we smile when we received our unopened HM toy.
With this, we can inspire so many children lives and by doing this, it makes all the difference.

This may not be a story, but this may be the story that will change the story of other people lives.

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Who Loves SPM Anyway?

By steambunz - Sunday, November 15, 2009

Browsing through Facebook...till I found this...

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Those Secondary Days

By steambunz - Saturday, November 14, 2009

So many things have happen in this 5 years in Secondary School.
And, in fact, yesterday was our last school lessons day.

No more boring assembly talks by the principal.
No more 'Sorakan SMK Taman Desa' nor cheering like a tentera.
No more nagging by the teachers.
No more Cik Ng's endless boring Accounts lessons.
No more chaos in 5K2.
No more 'The Famous 3-J's' (Jasper, Jey Quang, Jason) and their lame jokes.
No more memorising things in Economics.
No more Hari Sukan.
No more Marching Competition.
No more staying back.
No more waking up early.
No more 'Easy-To-Get' Sijils T_T

o___o Suddenly, I feel like I miss those days.

Thinking back, after SPM...everything is such a blur...
The last day of our last paper...many of us will go a different way.

Some will stay to take Form6. While, others continue their studies in colleges.

Time.
Time kills everything.
Time is not reversible.
Time can kill a human.

But, can time make a person forget these memories?

Even so, I shall put this down in words,
So, memories will come flooding back into me whenever I read this.

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Painting Crazy! :D

By steambunz - Wednesday, November 04, 2009

I should really study now...............

Art isn't really my thing :/

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Humour

Swearing

By steambunz - Saturday, October 24, 2009

Warning : This post contains 18 and above stuff. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Swearing has been very popular among youngsters these days. These days, you won't see youngsters greeting each other with greeting words. They would probably go...

'YO! Fu*k you dude! You stole my girlfriend!!'

'YO fu*ker! You got a problem with that?!'

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In Hollywood, actors even swear to make a movie more entertaining! Maybe even win an Oscar for the 'Most Entertaining Swearing'.

'Henry!! You're such a b*ll-less man on earth!!! How can you do that?!'

'Shut the fu*k up bit*h! I did it for love. Coz I fu*king love you!!'

'Fu*k you Henry! I fu*king love you too!'

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Swearing even comes in all types of languages!

Fuck you. (English)
Diancuk (Malay)
你他妈的. (Chinese : Simplified)
भाड़ में जाओ तुम (Hindi)
性交する (Japanese)
엿 먹어 (Korean)
Γαμήσου. (Greek)
Vas te faire encule. (French)

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In the internet, everyone can swear by freely typing it! This also includes spamming-swearing.

Henry says :
You b*stard!

Ted says :
Fu*ck off.

Henry says :
You fu*ck off first.

Ted says :
You Fu*ck off.

Ted says :
You Fu*ck off.

Ted says :
You Fu*ck off.

Ted says :
Fu*ck off.

Henry says :
<.OFFLINE.>

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And, actually, the real meaning of the word 'fuck' means having sexual intercourse.
But, people don't acknowledge it. (I call them, stupid.)

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Even the smallest teeny weeny problem that they even have to swear.

'Fu*ck! I drop my pencil!'

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Intellectualizing in different languages is encouraged. Does that mean swearing too?

'You soh*i m*hai chib*i you la!' ( Unsur Bunyi : [Asonansi : vokal 'a'])

'What?! You sei l*u m*u!' ( Unsur Bunyi : [Asonansi : vokal 'o'] )

'You la l*n zhi*o. Touch me!'

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The Stages Of Swearing :

Serious :

Fuck

Very Serious :

Chi Bai Lan Zhiao

Very very serious :

Lan Zhiao Chi Bai
Chi Lan Bai Zhiao
Bai Chi Zhiao Lan
Zhiao Lan Bai Chi
Chi Zhiao Bai Lan
Bai Zhiao Chi Lan
Etc.

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So, actually...what's my point of view here? You're asking?
My point of view is...

People should actually use other words to replace swearing words. Like...

Mahai - Wahai! (acceptable if '-nya' is added to the back)

So Hai - So high!!

Fuck - Duck

Dickhead - Checkmate!

Kanina - Can want la...

Asshole - Butt hole

Etc.

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But, I guess...reading this won't even benefit them after all. *sigh* ._.

[P.S : I'm not a person who would swear like this. I will never swear]

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Father And Son Marathon

By steambunz - Sunday, October 18, 2009

I CAN do all things through Him who strengthens me.

Philippians 4:13

[P.S : I'm not a christian. I just like this phrase]

Watch this video, then you'll know what I mean.
Click here.

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The Man Who Didn't Believe In God

By steambunz - Sunday, October 18, 2009

I met a man on the Internet.
He is 36 years old and is an engineer.
One day, he told me that he doesn't believe that God exist in the world.

I asked him why and we both debated on the topic of God.

As I was just a typical high school student, I didn't have much knowledge as much as he is. So, I simply just gave up.

I was working on one of my chapters of the story 'Can I Help You'. He happen to read some of my stories in my blog and he was curious.

'You write?' He asked.

'Yeah. Thinking of how to write next. Haven't been writing in months.' I said.

And then, what happen next, made me very speechless.

I asked him whether he writes. He said he used to, he wrote one chapter but he was too lazy to continue to rest.

'Really?! Cool! What story is that about? A love story?' I asked, excitedly.

'Nope. I tried writing about God who doesn't exist in this world. But, I was too lazy to continue it. So I stopped.'

Some time after that speechless conversation, something tells me, that God had plan it all.

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This man didn't believe in God, but he didn't know that God had already planned it at the end so he couldn't continue writing his non-existence God story.