Oh yes. I'm ever so bored, so I tried random pick-up lines on randomly selected men. Woohoo!
Pick-up lines are mostly practiced by some 'men' who is likely to be cheesy and wants to flatter a girl. But, to me, pick-up lines are so bloody funny, that I decided to try an experiment by using pick-up lines on men. To see their reaction.
Here's one pick-up line which is quite familiar to some of you.
You must be tired. 'Coz you've been running in my mind all day long.
And these are the reactions that I get :
Pick-up lines are mostly practiced by some 'men' who is likely to be cheesy and wants to flatter a girl. But, to me, pick-up lines are so bloody funny, that I decided to try an experiment by using pick-up lines on men. To see their reaction.
Here's one pick-up line which is quite familiar to some of you.
You must be tired. 'Coz you've been running in my mind all day long.
And these are the reactions that I get :
Eddie Chew's Reaction
Joey Tan's Reaction
(this guy is really too sweet)
Eugene Yeo's Reaction
Sheng Ying's Reaction
(this one memang blur dao...or either she's emotionless due to massive EMO)
Jeffrey's Reaction
Andric Chung's Reaction
(bad timing to use pick-up lines on this in-a-relationship guy :/)
Justin's Reaction
(this guy can really make me speechless at times)
And last but not least,
Zheng, Zheng, Zheng~
Daniel Mok's Reaction
What will his reaction be?
*SIGH*
._.
Bored with the pick up lines I've used.
Shall search for more! Woohoo!! Chiao!
I look at the time on my hand phone. It was 2.56pm. The message earlier was so devastating.
No. I'm sure I could find someone. I said to myself.
Yeah. I'm sure Harry could come. He's always free when I need a favour from him.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
Yes. He will pick up the phone. He always does.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
I held on to the Eclipse tickets. 2 Eclipse tickets. Show time 4pm. Seat N6,N7.
I was sent through the voicemail box.
No. Why aren't you picking up!
I dialled again. But the same thing happens.
There is still hope. I run through my contact list.
Eric. His girlfriend would kill me.
Philip. Definately working.
Sara. She's definitely in college.
Yean Lynn. Definitely in college.
Arghh! No!!! Why is this happening!
I felt the cool air breeze against my face. It was 3.10pm when I arrived at the shopping mall.
I felt something heavy in my heart. Lost, was written all over in my face. I didn't know what to do.
No, SiewLin. You must think! Yes. Think. Think. Think.
I paced for and back, thinking.
After a few quick thinking, I brought myself a few lame-but-could-work suggestions.
Either,
1) I could watch the movie myself
2) Watch the movie with a stranger
3) Throw the ticket away
4) Drop the ticket on the floor and hopes the lucky person who picks it up will get to watch
5) Sell it
I stared blankly into space, imagining the list of suggestions happening.
I imagine a stranger molesting me in the cinema. Number 2 is definitely out.
I imagine my hard earn money being given/thrown away to a freeloader. No way. Number 3 and 4 is out.
I was lost. I was scared.
I look through my contacts again, a cold sweat broke out. My hands were cold.
"Marcus! Are you free now? You wanna watch a movie with me?!"
I was desperate. I was lost.
"No, sorry. I'm still working."
"Alvin! Where are you?! Are you free now?! You wanna watch a movie with me?!"
Each time, I could feel my hope was fading away.
"Aww...sorry. I'm still in college."
It was 3.20pm. No, no, NO!!! I could hear my heart beating fast.
There is no options left. I WANT MY MONEY BACK. I NEED TO SELL THE TICKETS.
I walk past stores and shop lots. Even despite the friction injury on my ankle, I still forced myself to walk fast.
I stood in the middle of the cinema ring. There were people already queuing up.
I wasn't sure whether I want to do this. I look determine and undetermined at the same time.
I was scared. A bit lost. I wasn't sure whether I want to do this.
I look like a moron walking around selling tickets.
But, no. I thought about the MONEY. Yes, the MONEYYYYYYYY...$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$....The RM24.
They say that, money is the root of all evil. Now, that is, the thought of money is controlling my mind.
Yes! I don't care! I want my money and I want it back! The demon side of me spoke.
No, SiewLin! You will look like a fool doing that in public! The angel side of me said.
You worked in a restaurant before right?! You should be experience in talking to strangers! Tempt them! Cheat them! Make them buy it! The demon said.
No, SiewLin. Remember last time a customer yelled at you?! Don't do it!!! The angel screamed in my brain.
(Wait, actually, I don't even know which is good and which is bad.)
I saw 2 malay girls queuing up. The next thing I know, I was walking towards them.
"Excuse me ladies. Are you interesting in buying Eclipse tickets for 2,"I kindly said, giving them the oh-so-fake-sweet smile.
The 2 girls stare at each other and look at me.
I continued,"It starts at 4pm and it's RM12 per ticket."
The girls seemed interested and nodded their heads slightly.
My heart leaped with joy!
"But, wait, what about Hassan and Jamil?" One of the girls said.
"Ahh! I almost forgot about them!" The other girl exclaim,"I'm sorry. But we need tickets for 4 person. I would have bought it, if you have 4 tickets."
"Oh, I see. That's okay. I'll find someone else then."
I gave the fake smile again and walk off. I could feel the demon side of me, cursing and swearing at them behind my back.
I closely observed the people around me. Approaching anyone who is either couples or have partners.
"Excuse me? Hi. Sorry. Are you interested in buying Eclipse tickets for 2?"
I recalled, saying each time, with the fake smile on my face.
As each time, I was rejected, I slowly lost hope. My hope was fading away. I was slowly giving up.
It was 3.30pm.
With teary-eyes, I walk around, feeling like a lost puppy.
I look at my phone again and text a message. A message filled with emotions of lost and a feeling of abondoned.
Somehow, somewhere. There was still hope, hidden at the corner of my heart. And I tried again.
This time, approaching a couple.
"Excuse me. Hi. Are you interesting in buying Eclipse tickets for 2?" I ask sweetly. Smiling sincerely this time.
The girlfriend hesitated and nudged her boyfriend shirt.
"You want to watch Eclipse honey?"
The boyfriend put his arms around her.
"Anything you want honey. You are the boss. Choose watever you like." He smoothens her brown dyed hair.
I felt sick of the sight but a bit relieve at the same time.
"Erhhh...." The girlfriend hesitated. "Where is the seating place at? Is it in the middle or the front?"
I paused for awhile. Should I lie or should I not lie? I thought.
The place is seated in the bloody first row!! They will surely reject. Thinking fast, I replied, "It is placed in the second front row. Right now, the Eclipse tickets are mostly all sold out. It is hard to get." Yeah. Way the go SiewLin! The second front row is not really as bad as the first row. Smart ass SiewLin!
Bad SiewLin! Lying is bad!! (Yes, even saying that the seat is on the second row, it is consider as lying) The angel said.
"Harr...then like that. I don't want already. Thanks."
"Oh. That's okay." I said dissapointedly.
I could hear my brains swearing and cursing at myself. Karma! YES! KARMA!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LYING!!!
Argh!! I was that close to selling it!
With a pure heart. I approach another couple. Less disgusting but uninterested, and still got rejected.
I was running out of time. It was 3.40pm.
Suddenly, I felt the bright lights shimmering and shining at 2 young malay girls who were queing in a line. Things started playing with my mind back then.
I was now, imagining the 2 girls running towards me, with money in their hands and arms waving widly in the air. And I came in the picture, running in a slow motion action, the movie ticket in my hand....and then.......
.
.
.
.
"Hi. Are you interested in buying Eclipse tickets for 2?" I smiled.
"Sorry, did you say, Eclipse tickets?"
"Yes, I did. Eclipse tickets for 2. Are you interested to buy them?" I repeated, firm and clear.
The 2 girls look at each other, filled with joy and relieved.
"Yes! YES!"
"WAIT?! Did you say, Eclipse tickets?!" The 2 Chinese girls in front of them, turned around and asked. (I asked them earlier but they weren't interested.)
"Yes, I did. But, I'm selling to them. Sorry."
"How much is it?" The Malay girl said.
"It's RM12 per ticket. So, both tickets cost RM24."
The girls dug out their purse and gave me RM22. Wait, didn't I say RM24? I knew that they don't have exact change in their purse. The way they dug for thier money says it all.
Argh!! Who cares if it's short of RM2!!! Just get rid of that bloody ticket!
I reluctantly gave the tickets and said
"Thank You."
They both thanked me, thanking me like I was some kind of a Saviour, and shriek with joy and relieved.
If only I could celebrate with someone with that same kind of joy I had, getting rid of the tickets.
But, well. I was as much more relieve when they didn't bother to ask where is the seating place. Phew.
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Sometimes, challenges comes to us without us knowing it. Though, we may not be ready, but it is up to us to take it or leave it. The benefits for taking it, though, it may be a risk but it comes with great experience. The benefits for leaving it, we may be safe, but just for a short limit of time. We learn from our mistakes a bit late, where as we could actually learn from it earlier.
Sometimes, challenges comes to us without us knowing it. Though, we may not be ready, but it is up to us to take it or leave it. The benefits for taking it, though, it may be a risk but it comes with great experience. The benefits for leaving it, we may be safe, but just for a short limit of time. We learn from our mistakes a bit late, where as we could actually learn from it earlier.
This is me before the final semester exams(1st sem).
This is me during the final semester(1st sem) exams.
Stressed up and miserable, for studying at the eleventh hour.
Plus, having insomnia due to the 1 week study break.
Being able to sleep after 3 sleepless nights.
Cutted my long, untidy hair. And, now, not only it looks like shit, I look like a tomboy.
Hello primary/secondary school days.
Their welcoming the tomboy Siew Lin back to its feet.
*Screams*
I started my first driving lessons. After 2 months of waiting because of busy college.
They say, the first day is always the worst. And it is.
I got a instructor, who the only way to communicate is using Chinese.
And, SCREW MY CHINESE LA.
He say turn left in Chinese, I turn right.
He say turn right in Chinese, I turn left.
Thus, he nags alot. He kept saying I would learn bad driving skills in the future. But, can't blame him la, coz actually, I drive ikut suka hati saya. LOL.
Other then that, I've been sticking myself to the computer, alot lately.
Why? No friends of mine are free to hang out with me.
The only entertainment to burn my time : The Computer.
Thus, loathing around the house doing nothing.
Lifeless.
But, heck. I've been picking up my exercise after stoping due to exams.
Need to live healthily. Still happy that my BMI is still stable. Neither underweight or overweight. Heh ;)
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Her blog is kinda rotten already. But, it is worth your time looking from the 1st strip down to the last drop of paint.
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P.S : My blog is under construction.
Random college drawings :X
Me
Crazy Ying
Stares at crazy Ying
Ying emos
Her tears caused flooding
Ying turns into shark
Ying emos again
Jun Lin saves the day(my day)
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I was yearning to watch "V for Vendetta" since the movie came out in the year 2006. I didn't have the chance to, until I finally got my hands on it when I managed to borrow a original copy of DVD in the college library.
I know how scary the mask can be. Smiling at you. Especially how fake and weird his hair can be (like a girl).
Even Sara agrees! Jkjk ;p
Of course, I'm not blogging about to brag about him. Basically, this movie reflects back onto our society. It reminds me one of my of Culture & Ideas classes.
This movie is not just about the guy with a funny fawk mask. It actually talks about this mysterious guy going against the Parliaments of Great Britain in order to gain the rights of people's freedom. Sounds boring to you, yea? Maybe it won't if you watch it.
It took my awhile to figure out what was going on in that movie. And I was pretty glad that I didn't choose to watch it at my younger years, cause I wouldn't have make it out what was the movie talking about.
It was a pretty good movie to watch.
A bit of romance and drama here and there.
The only part I hate about the movie was when he shaved that poor girls hair.
Oh my gawd. How mean! I wish she was my sister!!
Okay, okay. I was joking. But, seriously.
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I'm stucked with this quote after watching this movie.
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof."
This is from the scene where V, the fawk mask guy, fight his last battle.
P.S : So fake with the slow motion visual affects. Seriously.
P.S : So fake with the slow motion visual affects. Seriously.
I wish I could have explain more about the meanings which lies in this movie because it's really meaningful, but I gotta chiao. So, chiao! WATCH IT!
It's been nearly 2 months, since I've started college.
Like, everybody else, I'm trying to adapt to the new environment and the people there.
So far so good. I've met good and caring friends. I've put in effort into the things I do. I've make sure I don't do my assignments and homeworks at the eleventh hour.
Just recently, on Tuesday, I caught a fever again. For the 3rd or 4th time. It really killed me this time.
After I recover in just a day, I had stomach upsets for the whole week!!
Why am I getting weaker and weaker?!
I didn't felt like eating. I almost skipped my breakfast, lunch and dinner. I tried forcing food down my stomach.
I felt like throwing up during classes and especially my presentations. THIS IS JUST NOT ME!!
I had to endure the tough days ahead. It was so sick. One of my group partners made me very 'du lan', and I just felt like ripping off my hair altogether at once. I tried not to express my anger in public and made sure I don't do anything stupid and humilating.
Maths topic test. I screw it up. The teacher actually said 20 QUESTIONS. Oh yeah, there were 20 questions, with an additional of 2 more questions (22 questions)!!
She gave us so much time, and I didn't bother to flip the last 2 pages at the back to check.
Wah....I'm really so *ucked up for the first time of my test life. It was such a very careless mistake. I just feel like crying. *uck this thing. *UCK!!!
After that, I went for replacement maths classes. I was such in a bad mood. I can't even think straight. *uck.
And the chapter is all about the first chapter of Add Maths during high school. Wah liew...with no Add Maths background, I was trying to make out what the teacher was talking about. And, I don't get it, not until the end of the lesson.
I don't even have the mood to hang out with my friends and even feel happy going to church.
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I just wish things get better.
I just wish I had an appetite to eat again.
I just wish I won't score so bad in my exams.
I just wish, for a road to recovery.
Five Evil Things That I Wished To Do :
1. Change my caller ringtone into an Indian-Bangala song. So that non of my friends will call me.
2. Bring a worn out blanket to my friends car. While sitting at the back seat, if I'm lucky enough to have a police road block ahead. Lie down like a 'dead' person, using the blanket to cover myself. Hopefully the police will ask my friend to pull to the side.
3. Using my cousin's toothbrush to wash the toilet bowl.
4. Order a large size pizza. Try to put a strand of tiny hair into the pizza, making sure it's not so obvious that you did it. Demand for a replacement of your pizza.
5. Going out/in from an open door, after that, closed the doors quickly, when my friends are about to walk in/out.
Sometimes, facebook is really ridiculous.
My goodness...53 Siblings.
That's one kind of active sex life they have.
