It was 6pm in the evening, workers and working people started making their way back home after a hectic day at work

A women in her 40's was humming her way towards the driver seat of her little small Kelisa car. Wasting no time by throwing her bag to the passengers back seat and getting the car into gear before zooming off from the Dentist Shop.

Not before long when she reached to the main road, cars speeding off towards to the only place they want to be, home.

Can't wait to be home, watching TV, relaxing, sitting down on the sofa, the women take her sweet time on the wheels, the radio playing 'Home' by Chris Doughtry.

All of a sudden, it was a quiet and peacful evening when a full blast of vibration hitted the silver car screen.

Wham! Wham! Wham! Goes the music.

On the opposite site of her car, was a normal looking brown Proton Saga. Playing the music in full blast!!! 

The driver seems to be a young looking man in his 20's. With a good looking red sticker, P. And he doesn't look happy at all.

He horned her. And overtook her car. Right now, driving in front and ahead of her.

She doesn't seemed to be bothered by the honk at all. Ignoring him instead. She looks at the clock timer. Oh my! It was 6.30pm. Her show is going to start in 5 minutes time! She puts on gear and gains speed. Gaining up onto the Proton Saga. Arh darn, what's with the bown car in front of me, blocking my way.

She sat up straight in her seat, pushed her glasses up, put on her right signal and press slightly hard on the pedals, overtaking the brown Saga.The little small car zoomed pass the brown Saga.

"What the...?" goes the man.

"Overtaking me?! Hmph! No elderly women overtakes me!!" He scoffs and puts on to his gear and pressed hard onto the pedals, overtaking the women, again.

"Argh!" She looks at the time. 6.32pm.

At the same time, the same car was blocking her way, again! The brown car brakes, trying to scare the wits out of the women. Luckily she slowed down before her car could bang the little idiot brown car.

"What's with the driver man?!" She cursed.

On the other hand, the man looks at his rear view mirror, feeling satisfied and continues to drive on.

Before he knew it, the small Kelisa car drove up beside him. The women looked at him and he stares back at her, looking surprised.

She gave him a very big smile, showing her newly fixed denture teeth with 4 missing tooths at the right side.

The man freaked out and screams like a sissy girl and the women speeds off in her small Kelisa car.

And you know what was the best thing is?

The women was my mom.

Okay...for the very...very...very...late update for my birthday due to getting banned from the internet...~.~"

Let's start from the day I got very, VERY, VERY busy...-.-


28th November 2008, Friday - Sleep Over At Yean Lynn's House

After economics tuition, yl mom fetch us to her home. It was kinda *ahem like she said, but it didn't bother me much coz my house was used to be like this ~.~

I was laughing when she leaded me into the house with Sara also...I couldn't help myself...LOL...

then we entered her room...it was so funny...it took me 15minutes to stop myself from laughing...lol...

and there was this cool cupboard filled with her so-called-trophies...and the posters which was ultimate so cool...!!!

Then we chatted and eat junk food in her room...folding stars...etc.etc.

Was suppose to sleep at 3am. Then I went hungry...

Then we ended up eating maggi mee in candle lights!! LOLL...

yl mom rocks...!!! lol..seriously...she even provide us with cold vitagen to drink...(at 4am ~.~")

Before the meal end, me and yl sing the birthday song and blow the candle light together...so sweet~ x3 and yl's mom *ahem...cuddle her...LOL..

Then we play "cho dai de"...only win 1 time in 4 games ~.~"

I cannot continue anymore, so, I fell asleep..~.~

and in the middle of the night...I got food poisoning but I was too lazy to go to the toilet so I continue sleeping...LOL...


29th November 2008, Saturday - Crazy Birthday Eve

Ok, so I woke up at 9am. Sara went home first. yl was still sleeping.

I washed up and everything...and really bored myself to dead...then I saw this little diary...LOL...

YEAN, ARE YOU READING THIS? YOU BETTER BE...LOL

I look at the 2007 Diary...but just flipping through... :X coz there were too much of words ~.~"
but the remaining last dates were missing coz there wasn't enough place to write for her..lol...

Then I saw the 2008 Diary...lol...omg...such a thick book and she can write till the...middle of the book....*faints*
I read the 'first day of school' then the 'day we got seperated from classes' and 'yl spending time with mok in the pondok'.

By the time I manage to finish reading the 'yl spending time...' I got bored, so I flipped to the last pages of her entry where she stopped writting...it was nothing special actually...so I slammed the book shut and find something else to do...so I folded her leftover star paper...

it was meant to be a surprise for her but...RAWR!!!! SHE WOKE UP!!!
*bangs head on wall*

Then we ate breakfast, watch TV, see her play computer...then we got dressed up and went to Mid Valley together with Sara...

Lol...THIS IS THE FIRST AND THE LAST TIME U WILL BE SEEING ME WEARING SO....FASHIONABLE CLOTHINGS...

Yean Lynn...*ahem* the proffesional designer...got me all dressed up into a punky girl, which was known that I was her experiment....*coughs* lol...

Sara also got turned over by her and from the casual looking Sara...turns into a punky Sara...LOL....

Sara...*ahem* can't believe the major outlook change when she first saw me...and *ahem*...

Then we ate a very light lunch and met Jasper...so he started hanging out with us and how we begin to torture him...lol...

He just got fired from working in Jusco coz he got caught from smoking and playing his phone by the manager...LOL...so farni la him...-.-

Then we met Ivy. Chatted awhile. Then we met up with Edward, Sara's cousin. The Feng Shui Man. LOLLLLLLLL...then we seperated...

so I went to The Gardens to show yl around the place...then we ended up seeing this fashion red carpet thingy and so many...unknown models were around The Gardens cinema there...then I drag yl to The Speedy there...and waited for my mom to come...but still haven't arrive...

Then yl drag Sara to The Gardens there to see the models again, and me and Edward were walking so calmly following behind them...

Lol..and I mislead them to the wrong direction and they caught up with us...-.-
and we spended 30 minutes looking at stupid models talking here and there and smelling their yucky perfumes...Blek.... x(

And...yay!!! Finally mom arrived...so we went to have Nandos dinner!!! LOLLLLLLL...together with Edward and my friends of coz...

You know, even if I can't have nice and rich quality food...living a poor but happy life and having a family dinner with my friends still makes me happier....

The reason we ate in Nandos, coz my mom have Discount tickets...LOL...

So farni...edward sat beside me...then I ate like a...*ahem* monkey..using my hands...LOL...
poor edward...pardon my rudeness...

too hyper..~.~

Year 1992 - 1994

Nothing much but a small fraction of memories. Every year, on my birthday. Dad always celebrates my birthday with lots of people. Aunties, Uncles...hold me...kiss me...Eww...hug me...cuddle me...pinch my cheeks...

say how pretty and fat I am and what big eyes I have...-.-"

I crawled around the floor and always hides under the sofa...can you imagine how old-dated back then was? The TV was in black and white ~.~

I always likes to sit on the toy car...LOL...

Still wearing pampers...~.~

My parents hire a maid to take care of me. They went out station. So I was all alone at home in KL with a maid.

I kept crying for my parents and kept climbing up and down the entrance door to find a way out -.-"

The maid gave me a chewing gum. Half of it. And I chewed it. It was so nice that I stopped crying.

And I went to sleep, with the chewing gum still in my mouth!!!

I woke up the next day, the chewing gum in my mouth rotted like...Eww...and spitted it out into

the dustbin.

Can imagine...I would be dead by now. 

Year 1995 - 1998

The maid, still staying with us after we moved to Penang. She refused to give me chewing gum TT.

I wasted alot of food. I was playful. When I dislike the food, after the maid gave me 1 spoon of food, I will go outside of the play room and spit into the dustbin. -.-"

The first time that my parents put me in Kindergarden. I cried and cried. I held onto my mom's shirt and refused to let go. Then, they show me a book which was the very same book I like to read at home. I stopped crying and read the book. When I realise my mom is gone. LOLLLLLL, SHE RUN AWAY!!! I started crying for my mom again...ZzZ...

I got used to it after that, and there was one time when some kids who was bullying a retarded looking boy. I scold them and say these stupid sentences.

"Don't bully him!!! He's my friend!!! I ask my mommy to treat him McDonalds!!!"

LOLLLLLLLLLLL...stupid hor? The most stupid thing is that I hold his hand and kiss his cheek.

LMAO!!!... 

Soon after a few months there, mom transferred me to a new kindergarden school. Thang Shiang school. It's also a temple. This is the place where I got my 1st religion as a Buddhist and learning Chinese for the 1st time.

I didn't do 100% well for my grades. All I only did was play, play, play, and play.

One time, during Halloween day, my dad went outstation. One of my sister got sick, so mom brought us out to pay a clinic a visit. During the journey, sitting an old car. One of the wheels came out and clearly enough, we almost died in the car accident. Lucky the car was near the sidewalk path, so the car lean on the sidewalk. ~.~

Year 1999 - My First Year In Primary School

As I was studying in Penang. My first primary school was SJK(C) Kwang Hwa. It was a Chinese school. I felt very scared when my parents weren't around. I never talk to anyone.

My form teacher will always scold me ~.~ and I just look at her.

I don't know even know how to write back then, so all my notes is my mate, sitting next to me help me copy all d. lolx...then when my teacher found out, she caned me and erase the whole book and ask me write myself...lolx...

We aren't allow to leave long hair unless for students who are learning ballet.

How I Got The Name Char Siew Bao

While I was studying in my primary school days, my study really sucks and the exam standard in Penang is very difficult. I can't even A's for my English, or maybe I wasn't that 'pro' back then.

My mom found a schoolmate who lives opposite, JUST OPPOSITE my apartment building.

His name his Foong Wei Rong.

His elder brother is Foong Wei Ling. Ohh, yes...he is handsome, I thought when I first saw him.

I would always go to his house every single day to study with them. Because of his father, I know the basic language of Chinese.

After few weeks, Wei Rong seems to hate the absence of me being around him and find me very annoying, every single day.

Year after year, things change. Every morning Wei Rong parents would fetch me to school.

Going back my mom would fetch. Carpool for simple.

He would grumbles every morning and blame me for making him late.

He would grumbles again when my mom comes late.

He would laugh at me when I just newly cut my hair.

He would always call me 'Siao Char Bor'. LOLLLL...>.>

He will always hit me.

Then I would chase him.

But 80% of losing because he runs too fast.

Then he started calling me Char Siew Bao. His friends followed his footsteps and Ta-Dah. That's how I got my name.

I seem to hate it at first, but I slowly got used to it and it begin to be part of my life.

We will always play together, although he is a big bully, but he always play with me every single day without fail. Chasing each other. Whacking and hitting each other.

What I know is, he seems to takeaway the loneliness and make all my current troubles temporarily go away.