Calling The Officer

By steambunz - Monday, March 09, 2009

Day 1

3pm
*Dials Chee Kok's number*
(no one picked up)

8pm
*Dials Chee Kok's number*
Operator : I'm sorry. Your number cannot be reached at the moment. Please try again.


Day 2

4pm
*Dials Chee Kok's number*
Me : Hello? May I speak to Chee Kok please?
Kid : ...
Me : Hello?
Kid : Hellooooooo...
Me : May I speak to Chang Chee Kok please?
Kid : You call the wrong number.
Me : Oh, okay. Sorry.


*Dials Chee Kok's number again*
Me : Hello? May I speak to Chee Kok please?
Kid : You call the wrong number
Me : Are you sure? Isn't this Officer Chang Chee Kok's phone number?
Kid : No.
Me : Okay, so sorry to disturb you.


*Dials Chee Kok's contact number*
Me : Hello? May I speak to Chang Chee Kok please?
Officer : Officer Chang Chee Kok?
Me : Yah.
Officer : Hm...Chee Kok tak ada.
Me : Sorry?
Officer : Huh?
Me : Sorry, what you say just now?
Officer : Tak ada, tak ada.
Me : Oh, okay. O_o"


*Dials Chee Kok's house number*
Me : *sighs* Hello? May I speak to Chang Chee Kok please?
Maid : Chee Kok arh?
Me : Yah.
Maid : Oh, dia sudah pergi. Baru pergi saja!
*groans and faints*
Me : Oh, bila dia akan balik?
Maid : Saya tidak tahu. Dia tidak beritahu.
Me : Oh, tak apa-lah. Thank you. Bye-bye.


8pm
*Dials Chee Kok's house number*
Me : Hello? May I speak to Chang Chee Kok please?
Kid 2 : Chee Kok?! Who are you?!
Me : I...erm...I'm his friend.
Kid 2 : OH! My cousin's father went out with his friend!!
Me : .............
Kid 2 : Hello?
Me : Oh, then when is he coming back?
Kid 2 : I dunno.
Me : .............. Nevermind. Thx bye.


*Dials Chee Kok's number*
Me : Hello? May I speak to Chang Chee Kok please?
Women : .....
Me : Hello?..........Hello?
Women : Hello?
Me : May I speak to Chang Chee Kok please?
Women : Lei Dar Chor Din Wah Larh Leng Lui!!!
Me : ....


F'king Bitch.


Still, in the end.
I can't call him.
*sigh*
Rm10 just flew away.
T________________________T

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